kimikomuffin:

prokopetz:

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

If past experience is any indicator, there’s a 20% chance that he’s part of a story path that was dummied out in the North American localisation, a 30% chance that he’ll die in your arms in order to motivate you late in the second act, and a 50% chance that he’s the final boss in disguise.

He could be a social link. Individually they aren’t exactly plot-relevant, but they tend to be important for getting the best ending.

NO! Make sure you talk to him every time you see him around - he’s the sidequest for your ultimate weapon!

(on a more realistic note, I frequently had teachers’ keys in my possession in high school. It’s amazing how well not being a dick of a student and a casual “oh shoot, I forgot something in the room can you let me back in quick?” will work)

kimikomuffin:

knucklechuffed:

prussianmoose:

I’m trying to prove a point to my Elder Gods.

come on people this needs more notes or we all die shrieking in the pitiless void between the stars

Oh yog sod off.